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Stop & Shop stops selling cigarettes as number of cool teenagers declines


Stop & Shop stops selling cigarettes as number of cool teenagers declines

QUINCY, Massachusetts — Supermarket chain Stop & Shop has announced it will no longer sell cigarettes in its stores, citing poor sales due to a massive decline in cool teens across the region, executives confirmed. “We’ve been tracking the data for some time, and the numbers don’t lie. The lack of cool teens wearing leather […]

Punk foodie can tell which gas station his burrito came from


Punk foodie can tell which gas station his burrito came from

CLINTON, Massachusetts — Self-professed foodie Noah Frawley boasts an unusual ability to determine the origin of microwaved gas station burritos, impressed sources say. “After years of eating nothing but cheap burritos, I’ve developed a pretty sophisticated palate. For example, I can tell that this particular Tina’s Bean and Cheese comes from the factory in Vernon, […]

These are the 10 best concerts I have ever attended


These are the 10 best concerts I have ever attended

The best of the best, for now, from a life full of concerts. I keep thinking about Sade’s 2011 concert at the Palace of Auburn Hills. It was an evening of pure elegance, performed by a master artist, and the show is even more memorable for Sade’s rarity as an artist: she hasn’t performed a […]